life

Her: no, I don’t think that’s how you spell it

Him: yes it is.

Her: trust me, it is not

Him: maybe not in your world, but in mine, it is.

[note to self: use this statement where appropriate]

[overheard]

Him: see what I have got for you – Charlie and the Glass Elevator

him: is this like Charlie and the chocolate factory?

Him: yeah, but it is what happens after that.

him: like Glee Season 2?

[watching Superman 2]

Him: why is Superman wearing glasses and talking to that lady like he is not Superman

Her: he doesn’t want anyone to know that he is Superman

Him: that's dumb, if I am Superman I'd want everyone to know